imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal
if a spider is running right at you, it’s not trying to pick a fight with an animal thousands of times its size. you’re so big that it didn’t recognize you as an animal at all. it thought you were part of the landscape and it’s trying to either take shelter or get to higher ground. if you don’t want it crawling on you just kinda stomp on the floor so it can realize you’re not stable ground and fuck off
Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR